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Man i bought a phat cuban stogie
by Anonymous November 05, 2003
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
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Definetely means cigar. If you refer to a cigarette as a stogie you might get slapped.

More specifically, it can refer to a cheap cigar. However, it has come to mean, plainly, CIGAR.
"HE SMOKED MY STOGIE??? (in Austrian accent)"

- Arnold S. in "6th Day"

by fatchef45 July 21, 2006
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A type of cigar, with both ends cut, are cheaper to machine manufacture and so Stogies are often CHEAP. Also called a "Cheroot" from French: Cheroute taken from Tamil: curuttu/churuttu/shuruttu.

does NOT mean cigarette for all you idiots out there.

Mark Twain wouldn't smoke anything but. If it cost more than 5 cents a piece it must be foreign and not worth it.
Starbuck: A stogie would be nice.

Adama: I had feeling. It's my last one, so enjoy.

by Deingeist February 22, 2009
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Someone who in any given scenario, takes more than they contribute/give
"My man is always asking for more blow j's yet he is never prepared to eat my sideways fish kebab. He's such a Stogie!"
by 4CG January 16, 2012
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these other people are retarded but one.
a stogie is a cigar
latest also means a really big fagget
you are such a stogie you cum chuger
by jimmy jewll May 03, 2005
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