An integral component of the bdsm scene. Stockjobbing combines the elegance of a wilderbeast and the spiritual awareness of an insane clown posse "juggalo" to fuse together a sexual act that can not legally be arranged into word format. However, instumental arrangements involving the trombone are explicitly allowed as is the disclosure of the climactic experience involved which is commonly reffered to as the "J-Spot". During such an experience, one is drained of all bodily fluid during and left quivering in a state of pure ecstasy. The extracted fluids are often used as flavour enhances at popular restaurants in dishes such as lamb shanks and casseroles.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.