Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
by wildcard007 December 20, 2009
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Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."
Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.
by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005
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With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 06, 2006