The torture chamber tool that teachers use to confine their students into watching in boredom as blocks take 5 minutes to arrange themselves and liquid pours as slow as if gravity has been turned off. Stmath is a computer game where you have to move blocks and such to get the penguin (Jiji) across the screen. To do that, you answer math questions. Who in their right minds associates a cute fluffy penguin with math?! To make matters worse, once you 100% complete the game, and you think that you're done, you have to do it all over again in challenge mode. Liars, they said you were 100% done! The levels are shaped like traffic cones, (again, seriously?!) and when Jiji the penguin moves across the screen, if theirs a 1 mm puddle of liquid or a square cm block, he cant jump over it. Does he have waddling problems? The so called "game" moves way too slow, when you click an answer it has to go through a whole 5 minute long process of moving blocks before it actually tells you if the answer is right or wrong. All together, stmath is a trap to make your mind just about blow up.
Teacher- "Time for stmath, kids!"
Kids- " We did it yesterday for 2 hours, though!"
Teacher- '"Well you're doing it again! Oh, and did I mention you have 10 hours of homework?"
Kids- " We did it yesterday for 2 hours, though!"
Teacher- '"Well you're doing it again! Oh, and did I mention you have 10 hours of homework?"
by stmath January 11, 2016
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
Stmath is a stupid game where a freaking penguin has to get to some stupid level. 100% = you have to do it forever with challenge mode. It takes 1 hour just to solve a problem, you click an answer = 10 hours of solving it. And it cant even jump. WADDLING PROBLEMS?
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by IH8SchoolForever September 01, 2019
A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.
Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.
Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.
Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.
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by thisniggayourhomie April 02, 2020
STMath is a trash can that was finally updated in 2020 so it's not a gradient overload trash can. It is now not in flash so people can be tortured after 2020's failure. Also, the workers want your IP address and after that they take a dump in your mouth.
kid: wow stmath HOORAY!!!!
other kids: what the hell did you say to stmath
kid: I like stmath
other kids: die in a ditch pal
kid: dies in a spiked ditch ripped into pieces
other kids: what the hell did you say to stmath
kid: I like stmath
other kids: die in a ditch pal
kid: dies in a spiked ditch ripped into pieces
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by GaymerMcBoomer November 17, 2020
St math is a fucking living hell and torture chamber the stupid penguin named Jiji legs is so weak he can't go around or jump over a little flower 1/100 of his size
Teacher: We're doing stmath
Student 1: Listen's to Jocelyn Flores because he/she is very depressed
Student 2: Get's MG42 and shoots Chromebook
Student 1: Listen's to Jocelyn Flores because he/she is very depressed
Student 2: Get's MG42 and shoots Chromebook
by ExoderHXN May 04, 2021
FUcking living hell where you make a penguin go up infinite amounts of god damn stairs it never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ends its autistic as hell
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