A five second or longer fart that sounds like sizzling bacon and burns your asshole and nosehairs when perpetrating such fart.
I cut a long one in bed this morning and it burned my starfish and it woke up my wife. She said to me "I thought I heard bacon cooking and its only your stinkin' stitzzler burning my nose!! You better go wipe, fucker!!"
by Big Polla October 24, 2011