As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016
The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.
Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021
Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.
Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?
by IronChic August 31, 2020
The best rapper in the universe. Responsible for killing Tupac, Biggie, Jah, Kurt Cobain and Lil Peep due to his superior rap skills. Well known for writing disstracks on anyone who has wronged him.
Person 1: Oh did you hear about God?
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...
by Gay4Z-stitch October 18, 2019