Stir Guts

Stir Guts.

-verb.

1. The act of engaging in vigorous intercourse, wherein the tip of the penis is imagined to mix either the: (1) internal viscera; or, (2) contents of the stomach of the coital recipient.

E.g. 1: "Dude, she was way hot." 2: "Yeah, I'd stir guts. . . ."

by <::Chipper::> August 18, 2009

stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2009

shit stir

To delibritly cause trouble or an arguement by disagreeing with someone even though you think they are right.

John looks like he could do with good shit stir today.

by james chadima January 14, 2004

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

nips stir

The arousal of ones nips when in contact with cold temperatures or titties.

"Oh man that really Stirred my nips" (past verb for nips stir)

by Slimyleime April 22, 2017

Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.

Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.

by Anzio24 December 2, 2011