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When a guy takes a dump in his pants strapped with suspenders, then proceeds to take off his pants/suspenders with the dump laced in, ties that shit up, puts it on someone's doorstep, puts glasses on the pile, lights the pile up and rings the doorbell and leaves.( a bonus occurs if the house owner comes outside and stomps the fire out and gets shit everywhere)
Colin:Hahahah i can't believe we just stinky urkled that jackass
Jason:Dude that was father paul from my church
Colin: What a jackass

Jason: I got it anally from him last week;)
by firesauce December 19, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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