A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 11, 2013
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Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
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A rad person who can perform on a pole-like device that straps onto the wearer's feet, suspending them in the air and allowing them to walk with their feet above the ground. The better the stilt walker, the more tricks they can do and energy they can produce. Super tall. Amazing to watch. Epic. Awesome.
That nine foot tall stilt walker is so much fun to watch perform in the parade.
by SpiffySquad February 03, 2010
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Stilt walkers that can boogie on down like no other.
God damn shelly look at those stilt dancers rock out with their cocks out.
by atom smasher July 22, 2005
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exhibiting courage in the face of danger; uninhibited, or oblivious to the risk of embarrassment.
Joe's decision to play a full hour of lounge records at the rave was kilts on stilts.
by quantazelle March 23, 2009
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A homosexual that thinks they are better than everyone else. They are often seen showing off their tounge piercing because they think they're just so hardcore, and making out with random guys to dfraw attention to themselves.
"Man, look at that guy over there. He thinks just because he has a boyfriend he can go around being a complete ass."
"Yeah. What a ducky."
"Psh. Ducky on STILTS."
by Booboofacecakester December 20, 2009
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Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010
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