to be told to stand up while you have an erection.
George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.
by rootbeerguy1212 December 13, 2014
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A word meaning "awesome." or "Sick." It's basically used to describe something, but can also be used to describe someone.
YO, that car is fucking stiff-nasty brooo! I would so trade in my Mercedes for it!
by WaNtEdAmErIcAn December 01, 2010
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the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.
by Derrick Trudeau March 05, 2008
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Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).
Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.
by J-rad January 08, 2007
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A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
by Matt Slocum December 09, 2005
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Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack
by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021
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