Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.
Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.
by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018
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super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.
Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.
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Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.
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Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.
A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.
by FurrowedBrow June 24, 2010
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1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)

2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.

3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.

eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!

eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
by FilmWordz September 12, 2010
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