Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach
Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!
Wrestler : ok coach!!!
Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!
Wrestler : ok coach!!!
A person who is boring, beige, vanilla. Often referred to as having a stick up their ass. A person who would rather go to bed, read a book over having a good time. A person who doesn’t understand or laugh at good jokes/interesting stories! A person who doesn't get sarcasm.
by julnie March 05, 2014
by Corey Dunn December 03, 2007
A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.
Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.
by Prophite January 26, 2009
An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
by joe joe the circus clown November 08, 2009
Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017