A wet willy with your wanker.
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
by AndBoomGoestheDynamite December 20, 2015
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me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood
by stiffwood November 04, 2019
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When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.
You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.
by son1 March 20, 2021
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The "Stiff Drink" is an uncommon term used to describe when a gay male gives a blowjob and swallows.
Went to Denny's to get one of"The stiff Drink" (s) they have in the back room.
(If you know what I mean.
by Ferin S. Zedlocke December 31, 2019
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popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.
"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011
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