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What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.
skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!
by Robdogbro July 10, 2008
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
by Rob December 18, 2004
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(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person
Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.
by welcometothejungle2009 August 30, 2017
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