To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse

A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.