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Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.
"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."
by Buckets. December 09, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.
goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka
by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003
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A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.
Blu is legit making a sticky dick at spawn.
by Ada Fear May 11, 2019
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When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.
"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"
by Mery ger February 24, 2018
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After a girl gives you head. Leaves her gum behind in your pubic hair.
Oh man when she was done I had stickydick.
by Jeffrey Alan Brown January 05, 2008
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