(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.