A term used when somebody is writing so badly that everybody is criticizing it.
random dude - "bruh this dude is writing a speech with a stick"
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when your being a dummy but emma still loves you
you’re such a yoink stick
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When a person in a sport, usually golf, makes a bad shot that they personally think is awesome. Others around them, or sometimes even the one who made the shot, are to yell, "Yolk stick!" In most cases it is said in a goofy tone and the "o" in yolk is held, along with the "i" in stick so it is pronounced, "Yooolk stiiiiiiick!"
Golfer one: "I'm gonna drive this to the green!" *Hits ball with a nasty right hook and still goes far*

Golfer two: "Yooolk stiiiiiiick!"

Golfer one: "Ya right, that is a yolk stick."
by Golfer Jay April 29, 2011
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A distance which is regarded as far away. Yonder (slang for beyond) sticks (slang for the woods, the bush or the country side).
1.Kurto: Tonight we're gonna go smash some womenz in the eastern suburbs
John: Eastern suburbs? Thats yonder sticks! Why don't we just try our local?
Kurto: Righto

2. Jim: I'm gonna move to New York.
Bob: Why New York? That place is yonder sticks, why don't you stay in Australia?
Jim: Righto, I cant stand yanks anyway!
by Kurto Lindsay May 01, 2008
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A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
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