It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Beer.

Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).

When a man sticks his dick and a woman and just kinda leaves it there. No thrusting or movement of any kind.

A horribly bad player on fifa pro clubs, he can't pass or shoot but he'll still try

it is literally anything

1) A beautiful human being who will always be there for you and give you the greatest hugs in the entire world. One of the most honest and hard working people I have ever met. Someone who tells great stories and can light up a room just by being in it.
2) A fluffy red haired bunny that you can't help but cuddle with.