Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

Beer.

Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).

When a man sticks his dick and a woman and just kinda leaves it there. No thrusting or movement of any kind.

A horribly bad player on fifa pro clubs, he can't pass or shoot but he'll still try

1) A beautiful human being who will always be there for you and give you the greatest hugs in the entire world. One of the most honest and hard working people I have ever met. Someone who tells great stories and can light up a room just by being in it.
2) A fluffy red haired bunny that you can't help but cuddle with.

Faeces, the type where it's watery and has chunks in.