May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.
Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)
by Benj claytor December 20, 2010
3
/stu-ed/
Verb
1. The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father.
Adjective
2. Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.
Verb
1. The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father.
Adjective
2. Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.
1. Person A: Why has (name) been acting so weird recently.
Person B: Not sure, but I think he may have been stewed.
2. Person A: That boy is way to close to his family.
Person B: Ye, he's stewed.
Person B: Not sure, but I think he may have been stewed.
2. Person A: That boy is way to close to his family.
Person B: Ye, he's stewed.
by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019
4
When in beer pong, a player sinks the ball in the drinking cup of another player and the first player's partner immediately repeats the action yielding a double sunk drinking cup. The first sink ends the game, the second sink results in the player being "stewed." The result of being "stewed" is a permanent ending of the player's beer pong career.
by zombiejesus666420 April 04, 2009