To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.
by Brandelf July 18, 2008
Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.
A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"
B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."
B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."
by ckoowh March 06, 2010
by brampton78 October 10, 2011
Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.
Guy 2: Sounds expensive...
Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
Guy 2: Sounds expensive...
Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
by navybluejeans January 05, 2012
A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.
She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
by DrHocter February 07, 2012
by qma3x December 02, 2005
The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.
by SkeuZ September 02, 2014