182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.

The most racist fuck anyone can ever think of.

Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.

Starring on Disney Channel with Demi Lovato in her new show. 100% pure gorgeoussness. Makes people want to lick the television. Watch out Zac Efron there's a new sheriff in town. Yum.

When you fake an injury to disqualify the opponent

A small boring town in the middle of nowhere, Northeastern Colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. The only reasons people come to Sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or Northeastern Junior College. NJC is the only place that there are African Americans in Sterling. The rest of the people are white and Mexican and emo poseurs. There is nothing to do except WalMart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on Sunday. It is a great place to make friends

Amazingly hot teen heart throb on the new hit disney show, Sonny With A Chance. Has the sweetest smile that could melt any girl's heart and the personality to match it. 100% pure gorgeousness. Makes you want to lick the television.