"Wow that guy drives a for I bet his dick is tiny."

"Nah man stop stereosizing you don't know what's under his trousers."

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"