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Mike: yo, my man John really likes you
Aisha: Well, why he ain’t just step to me like a man, is all i’m saying!
Aisha: Well, why he ain’t just step to me like a man, is all i’m saying!
by Nikki November 04, 2004
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A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
by California Cop December 09, 2007
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Illinois public school system actually called the High School Attendance Program(HSAP)used to kick kids out of a class or give them an automatically failing grade due to too many truancies or unexcused tardy-truancies. A "second chance" is given when a students shows improvement in attendance and work/grade, a big meeting is scheduled with your counselor, parents and people from the district.
Joe: Shit son, why were you gone for the last two months of the semester? I thought you were only on step 2 in geology!
Alex: Shit, I got kicked out of school because of too many steps on ALL my classes! I'll graduate...next year!
Alex: Shit, I got kicked out of school because of too many steps on ALL my classes! I'll graduate...next year!
by LMLYM7 July 10, 2008
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To shit, throwup, ejaculate, and/or piss in, on , or near anything or anyone.
To make something that was very clean and pristine, totally disgustingly messy and gross.
To make something that was very clean and pristine, totally disgustingly messy and gross.
When I come home drunk and horny, I usually STEP on the floor, the dog, the bed, my wife and one of the cats before I fall asleep.
Matt: Is that an above ground pool in the ground?
Andrew: Why yes it is.
Matt: That's pretty redneck. It looks like someone STEP'd in it.
Andrew: Its just the oak tree fuzzies.
Matt: You should pour that 5 gallons of pool chlorine in it.
Andrew: OK, but when it clears up, you better not STEP in it.
Matt: Is that an above ground pool in the ground?
Andrew: Why yes it is.
Matt: That's pretty redneck. It looks like someone STEP'd in it.
Andrew: Its just the oak tree fuzzies.
Matt: You should pour that 5 gallons of pool chlorine in it.
Andrew: OK, but when it clears up, you better not STEP in it.
by mjobnd April 30, 2010
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"This cat stepped."
(Inscription found scribbled on a pizza box lid left on top of a recently deceased homeless guy.)
(Inscription found scribbled on a pizza box lid left on top of a recently deceased homeless guy.)
by Fractalized Devastayshun February 15, 2006