a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.

saying you will go to an event but won't, get everyone in the group excited about a social gathering and you will be the only person not to show up, saying you are going to see everyone at the cafeteria for lunch and not show up, inviting everybody to suit up and you show up in jeans and t shirt

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.

The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.

The only true religion following the one real god in this universe will steinberg. U think god created the sun and earth and people. no that was will steinberg u dumbass piece of cisgender shit

Derogatory slang for someone who is cheap, as in referring to them being jewish.