Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

Wheel some skeeze

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..

daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze

by jucied January 2, 2011

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

Skeez-Be-Gone

A repellent that keeps all of the skeezy people away. Package comes equipped with a grenade whistle and a pocket sized version to carry to the club, parties, school, etc.

Tyler: I need something to keep these girls away.

Kaylee: Dude, you need Skeez-be-gone spf 32894832.

by twatlikesyourmom May 2, 2011

skeezbag

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.

you had sex with a car you skeezbag!

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

Skeezmuff

Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered

Rapes gals

Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole

“That gal Holly is an absolute skeezmuff”

by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019