Steel Reserve is a high-gravity, low-expense alcoholic lager beverage which comes in three forms: the 6-pack of 12 oz. cans, the 24 oz. can and the black label 24 oz. can, which packs a whalloping 8.1% alc/vol. It is also referred to by nominal social circles in the southeast as a Stiff Henry, for reasons unknown. Steel Reserve is a homely brew with a refreshing taste and high chugability factor. It also tastes splendid in combination with a cigarette. One can only speculate that it is costing the industry millions of dollars in deficit to market a 24 oz. can for a measly 99 cents. Theoretically, a homeless derelict of legal age can scrounge up enough money to purchase a can of Steel Reserve and get stinking drunk, presuming he did not first surrender his funds to a fast-food restaurant dollar menu. Additionally, Steel Reserve is probably the only drink which promotes Viking mythology.
Possible Dialogue:
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."
by Uriah April 26, 2005
steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.
i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.
or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.
or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).
Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."
by Erik M. May 01, 2007
A get you "piss" drunk cheap and quick drink this is not for the faint of heart. This stuff is strong. I wouldn't recommend drinking anything before or after it. 1 will buzz you, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will make you speak all random thoughts you might have, 4 will make you "piss yourself", and 5 will help you get your a#% kicked by people and inanimate objects. After being bet I could not drink 4 of these Side effects included hallucinating, thinking you a heavy weight prize fighter and superman along with many other bad things after drinking number 5.
by mikeywolf May 03, 2007
Also known as headache juice. Steel Reserve is a high gravity high alcohol content and cheaply made lager. Steel Reserve along with other malt liquors are the cheapest and easiest way to get drunk. The 211 has a horrible taste going down, and as most people who drink it will find, a horrible taste coming back up. However this taste does do an effective job of covering the alcohol. That together with its low carbonation allows for easy chugging. Steel Reserve is made and purchased for one thing and one thing only and thats to get drunk. One 24oz can will get you buzzed, two will get you drunk, and after three your in the bathroom hugging your new best friend, the toilet. If you drink it out of the glass don't expect to find a thick dark color like you would expect from a lager made with twice the ingredients of regular beer, instead you will find it has the distinct color and smell of pee.
However for someone on a budget looking to get drunk Steel Reserve is by far the best bang for the buck, just pray you don't have to go into work in the morning.
However for someone on a budget looking to get drunk Steel Reserve is by far the best bang for the buck, just pray you don't have to go into work in the morning.
by MD_Addict September 19, 2006
Pros: Fucks you up for cheap. Most people join the Marine Corps instead. Also works as a substitute for anti-freeze.
Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.
Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.
by R0cketM0nkey November 12, 2010
Ned: What's that beer that homeless guy is drinking?
Tim: You mean Steel reserve? That shit tastes like stale piss but it gets you drunk quick.
Tim: You mean Steel reserve? That shit tastes like stale piss but it gets you drunk quick.
by Bobtheinterrogator534 September 28, 2010
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