having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

Like motor-boating... but with an asshole.

The act of exhaling clouds of loud in between some fat ass thot titties, thus creating the Mount St. Helen’s Effect of marijuana smoke gently escaping the crevous/air pocket formed between two pushed-together breasts.

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.