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The sometimes sexual act of first excreting fecal matter upon someone's chest, Cleveland steamer style, and then urinating into his or her mouth. It can also be an act of disgracing someone that is hated by the person defecating upon the other participant.
1. I knocked Carl the fuck out and then I steam-n-streamed all over that douchebag.

2. Mary loved it when she got that steam-n-stream right on her chest and then a long distance shot into her mouth.
by P Lucho July 31, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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