When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Much like Nintendo Switch but better and made by Valve.

It runs Arch Linux so it must be good. Everyone who uses it can legally say i use arch, btw. You can also install Microsoft Windows on it, although doing so is a federal crime because it offends Linux users.

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)