to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma
by Tyronefromcompton February 11, 2008
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When you pour water on your steak.
I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!
by Jonny_eh July 10, 2021
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Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.
I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.
by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009
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Simply put: it's fried bologna. Just get a slice of bologna, fry it up in a pan. You've got yourself some Newfie steak.

It's usually a breakfast food but it's a quick snack if you're into that sort of food.
"Man, I've got the munchies. Think I'll go fry myself up a Newfie steak."
by NChick1987 February 01, 2006
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When a girl gives you a blowjob while you eat a steak, usually performed on steak and blowjob day (march 14).
Logan's mom gave me a wet steak the other day.
by zylent August 14, 2009
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A hot dog, sold by a vendor with a licensed cart of some kind. The kind of thing folks on a budget eat after a night at the club.
"Man, I'm hungry, but broke! Let's find a vendor and get a pimp steak".
by Noelly Bear March 05, 2006
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