to copy and paste something into your myspace/facebook status
Those song lyrics were good, they're definitely getting statused.
by mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm January 26, 2009
Get a statused mug for your girlfriend Beatrix.
(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.
Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.
by mugolf February 06, 2011
Get a statusing mug for your sister Jovana.
The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 22, 2010
Get a statusitis mug for your brother-in-law Manafort.
Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.
Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."
by DACHASER January 24, 2010
Get a Statusize mug for your buddy Georges.
To make something a status on any form of social media post
Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
by RJ758 November 16, 2018
Get a Statusize mug for your sister Jovana.
The act of updating your social networking status about current events
Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.
by LHawke January 18, 2012
Get a Statused mug for your barber Sarah.
Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.
My iphone just died. I guess I'm done statusizing for the day.... Uggghhh!"
by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011
Get a statusizing mug for your guy Trump.