An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 05, 2014
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When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner
Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!
by czisbeast August 25, 2019
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When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 01, 2012
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-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.
'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'
by bananananamana. October 21, 2007
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Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.
Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.
by cliffj98 September 25, 2019
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