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A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.
I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.
by Abigail Lemonparty July 02, 2015
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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