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The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)
Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.
by boredoutofmymind!!! March 19, 2007
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A few things need to be set straight here!

1. There are black people on Staten Island! It isn't all Italian.

2. There is no dump and hasn't been since 2001.

3. The air is seriously polluted but it doesn't smell.

4. There's five sections of Staten Island, the North Shore, the South Shore, the West Shore, Mid-Island, and the SI Mall.

5. All the black/hispanic/non-white people live on the North Shore (Above the highway). All the white people live in the other sections.

6. There are over 7 sets of project buildings on Staten Island.

7. There are very rough, and unsafe areas on Staten Island's North Shore.

8. There's three bus lines that go to Brooklyn and one to Jersey.

9. North Shore Staten Island people don't travel to the other parts of SI and only see them at the Mall and the Ferry.

10. "Guidos" from the South Shore are scared of the North Shore!
Black Dude from SI: "yea i'm from Staten Island "
Bronx Person: "Damnn..i thought only white ppl live dere"
by northshore1 July 16, 2008
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New York's colon.

Chock-full of little wiggers running around with their parents' credit cards. Well, the southern part, anyway.
John: Let's go look at some pathetic white kids trying to act black!

Mary: Shaolin, yo.
by The Ataris January 17, 2005
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Home of the most obnoxious, rude, loud and abrasive Italians in the world! Looks almost as if Manhattan took a shit a missed a piece of dangling crap. Absolutely nothing fun to do so you end up hanging out in the only mall in the borough for about 7 hours a day, if you're not trying to look cool with your friends standing in front of the 3 movie theaters waiting to get in. North Shore made up of mostly low-income, working class residents (Black and Latino). South Shore and Mid-Island made up of mostly middle to high income residents (Italians and more Italians). The young people do 90 on every single street and cut off the other drivers while giving the finger, smoking their cigarette, and talking to one of their 200 friends on their cell phones. A/x t-shirts, baggy denim jeans, and white tennis shoes are the dress code and don't forget the black bubble North Face during the colder months. Every single Italian is driving in a Mitsabishi Galant or Nissan Altima who also refuse to hang out in the borough. Everyone flocks to Manhattan as if it was the holy land to get completely trashed at the night club of their choice. More than 50 percent of the borough is comprised of the largest manmade landfill in the entire world (fact). Borough residents live in mid-sized homes on top of each other and never even dream of moving anywhere else. The girls may actually have even less class than their male counterparts. The young people think living in the borough is the absolute worst but could never imagine living anywhere else. You can get to any place in the borough in about an half hour no matter where you live. Made up of people (Italians) who look exactly like each other who constantly screw each other over. The girls think they are going to marry their boyfriends at the age of 13. Their is absolutely no nightlife to speak of. Completely devoid of any high end dining or cultural significance. If you are a native New Yorker who does not fit the agressive, who you lookin' at stereotype, you will loathe this place and dispise the natives (Italians).
Staten Island: Stay away from the Italians!
by CP8313 October 06, 2006
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Staten island(North shore)-a growing diverse community, a little noisy, and hilly but O.K.
Staten island (South shore)- A area where mostly Italian-American kids think they are ghetto in spite of the fact that they are prileged and hate black people. They even makeup fake ass guido gangs (gasp!). When they are arrested by the cops for petite crimes like vandalizing property and shoplifting, they cry like little bitches.They live in 800K to million dollar mansions and drive BMW convertibles, SUV's, Hondas and Volkswagen Jettas to school while blasting rap, ironically. A place where parents pass on their "views" of the world to their upper middle class children. The parents all act like they are the shit, and talk with an annoying staten island guido accent.
staten island wiggers- Faggit ass muthafuckas
by The Real New York March 05, 2006
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i live in the south shore and im not a guido, im 100% italian, i live in a shitty 2 bedroom house with a small car, im not an ignorent asshole like how everyone thinks a southshore staten islander is. oh and its not just all italians in the south shore, theres alot of hispanic,irish, and more races.
guido, south shore,staten island
by nick31133313 November 02, 2010
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