Guido hairstyle of this borough. Consists of spiky hair that looks like he has been caught in a wind tunnel. Important: must take at least 1 hr preparation time.

Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self

He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.

He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.

When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

When you are in the shower and the urge to poop overwhelms you. You dont want to perform the Manhattan Mudboot, so instead you poop into your hand, and toss it into the bowl.

A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.

Staten Island Day Camp is the most amazing summer day camp in the world! If you say other wise you have serious problems. Staten Island Day Camp is so amazing it makes other summer day camps go "DAMN!!!" cause its that amazingly awesome!!!!