by H-zee November 13, 2009
by bitches be laughin' January 11, 2014
"when you act like a stassy, it shows what a true stasshole you really are."
"i will visit gramma once a year. i have to go anyways to get my children's christmas gifts."
"i will visit gramma once a year. i have to go anyways to get my children's christmas gifts."
by nursebitter January 1, 2013
stassis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"
by Jerry Tzanetatos February 14, 2009
The "JeffK" pronunciation of the name "Mister Stasis". See "JeffK" and "1337".
hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".
hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".
"Mistar Stassi si teh 1337!!!111"
"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO"
"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."
"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO"
"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."
by Stasis AMK3 August 12, 2003
by TheRealAlien June 4, 2022