Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.

Morning starts from 12am to 3pm

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.