Starodub is commonly spreaded family name.
The Starodub family blood line has its roots

back to the Rome Empire. Historians presume that Julius the Cezar himself was Starodub.
Usually Starodubs own a strong personality, and clever mind. They study whole their life and mostly in more than 2 institutions.

All Starodubs have black hair and green eyes.

Most of them do not hear on the left ear.

Strong drinkers and a passionate lovers.

The man you are with has got an unbearably giant dick - he seems to be Starodub

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.