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A female otherwise known as a non fuck. Outstanding impersonaters of a still dead rock or road kill. Lies in starfish position and lets them HAVE IT!! Doesnt know anything outside of missionary. Usually has no or very little personality. They exist in many forms. Can vary from very simple to the disturbingly complex. Some looking for love in all the wrong places,like to fuck anything even though they cant fuck. Village bicycle or town slut you know the one-everydody has a story about her to to share!!! (-usually the same story). Others are often disguised in the "oh so cool" suck cock t-shirts (or our personal fav "tell your boyfriend to stop staring"-scoring one million on the lame-o-metre). Look for all boy activities-theyll be a-lurking,did somone say rotary nationals? nine times out of ten,you wont fucka starfish more than once either cause she gave you an std (cant pee without screaming for a week) or you dont want to be able to relate to dirty rapist(cause thats the magic of how the starfish makes you feel)
guy one "hada total dud fuck last night,"
guy two "ya mean she didnt even move?"
guy one "yea a full blown starfish fuck-"
guy two 'think I had her last week!"
guy two "ya mean she didnt even move?"
guy one "yea a full blown starfish fuck-"
guy two 'think I had her last week!"
by candyfloss June 23, 2007
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020