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An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.
Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.
by Barack Obama May 21, 2014
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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