(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."
by heeeeeeyyy biiitch September 10, 2008
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When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh September 6, 2008
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