Someone who prefers to stand all the time, because sitting down makes their butt hurt and lying down makes them look like the prefer to sleep other than doing anything else. It also involves generating more discomfort for the feet and tends to make people think they achieve something great, but eventually they just fall over as an ultimate avhievement.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life