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a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.
i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.
by benji_d_mendoza December 04, 2010
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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