(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
by theguiltyconscience August 13, 2011
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not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.
He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?
by 11835 August 09, 2014
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when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.
Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.
by in the name of ted August 27, 2015
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To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her
She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip
by Maximilian Twist April 05, 2015
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boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)
cock joke? more like stand up comedy
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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