by Dadgad September 29, 2014
When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
by Cameron269 January 21, 2010
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.
by craftyInstigator March 07, 2018
I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
by John McKay April 06, 2004
A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
by students77 January 28, 2020
Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.
by glory promo July 28, 2008

