Like the mob word "Stand up guy" A stand up bitch is a endearing term to describe a woman or group women with whom a man acciocate's with and has developed a solid friendship with them.

The act of getting to second base by grabbing a boob or boobs. Called a stand up because it refers to the upward direction on the human anatomy.

1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.

2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner

A performer who relies on cheap shots at minorities and generally being an asshole for attention.

Often mistaken for comedians, who in contrast are actually funny and talented because their jokes do not punch down.