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not unlike a mushroom stamp, a stampon is the sexual act where the male removes his penis from the females menstrating vagina and strikes the female in the face or forehead, leaving a red stamp in the shape of the penis.

called a stampon due to the penis acting as a temporary tampon and also being used as a stamping utensil.
My girlfriend told me she was menstrating while we were having sex. Angered, I pulled myself out and gave her a stampon to show my disapproval.
by Nedd January 31, 2007
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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