When an individual is apprehensive or scared of using a urinal or stall due to the fact that other individuals are occupying adjacent urinals or stalls. As a result, if any attempt is made to utilize either, it will result in the failure of being able to urinate/defecate : stall shyness.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.